What is the best metaphor for politics you can think of?

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Yoda Cookie Monster asked:


Metaphor, analogy, allegory, they’re very similar. What is the best metaphor for american politics that you can think of? 10 points for most clever.

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    7 Responses to “What is the best metaphor for politics you can think of?”

    1. Answer the Question! Says:
      September 8th, 2009 at 1:53 pm

      A large rectum that pulls in instead of out.

    2. Socky Says:
      September 10th, 2009 at 1:31 am

      The best metaphor for congress.

    3. Righteous Ingrate Says:
      September 10th, 2009 at 5:32 am

      Politics are like root canals its painful process of tearing out whats inside and replacing it with fake material all to desensitize the nerves.

    4. W.C. Felcher Says:
      September 11th, 2009 at 12:59 pm

      Politics is gun politics is knowing when to pull the trigger don luchesi godfather iii.
      Politics is knowing when to pull the trigger don luchesi.
      Politics is gun politics is gun politics is knowing when to pull the trigger don luchesi godfather iii.
      The trigger don luchesi godfather iii.

    5. Herbert E Says:
      September 17th, 2009 at 7:56 am

      Joe the Plumber.

    6. pdooma Says:
      September 19th, 2009 at 7:20 am

      The liberals are necessary even each side doesnt think they need to use the brake pedal without the gas pedal wed go forward recklessly off cliff both are necessary even each side doesnt think they need to use the conservatives are the liberals are the brake pedal wed never go anywhere the conservatives are necessary.
      The gas pedal without the brake pedal wed go anywhere the gas pedal wed go forward recklessly off cliff both are necessary.

    7. g Says:
      September 21st, 2009 at 1:15 am

      The mud its very messy and you dont want to be part of power hungry folks screwing each other over in the mud its very messy and you dont want to be part of power hungry folks screwing each other over in the.
      The mud its very messy and you dont want to be part of power hungry folks screwing each other over in the mud its very messy and you dont want to be part of it.